How come Nigerian parents say the same things and act the same way?

Nigerian parents are one of a kind. They are just too much. Check out these sentences that your Naija parents have definitely used at one point or the other.

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1. ‘When you’re always pressing your phone’

Even when you have diarrhoea it must be because you’re always pressing your phone. why cant you get an A

 

2. ‘My friend…’

You are not their friend.

3. ‘Put it on my head’ 

Pass me the remote!!!!where should i put it. put it on my head

 

4. ‘If I hear pim’

 

5. ‘Why are you crying? Did I touch you?’

 

6. ‘So you want to beat me?’

 

7. ‘How many times did I call your name?’

 

8. ‘ Does (s)he have two heads?’

 

9. ‘Look at your mates’

 

10. Before  I open my eyes…’

 

11.  ‘Sorry for yourself’

 

12. ‘ You think you’re doing me? You’re doing yourself!’

 

13. ‘ How many times have they visited you?’

 

14. ‘When I was in school, I always came first’

 

15. ‘ You must be silly’

16. I will kill you

17. you must be very mad

18. these people have killed me

19. I will deal with you

20. Are you talking Back??? shut up your dirty mouth